betterthankanyebitch:

“how long you gonna be petty for?”

me:

(via orphanblackbadge)

philosophy-and-coffee:

fuzipenguin:

whothebuckisfucky:

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

(via loveisaccidic)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

franklyfranchia:

targent:

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

(via anniee00)

jackadorian:

thetimetunespoon:

lanadel-regan:

willmelon:

savetheorphansfromthe-ball-pit:

gaywrites:

ICYMI: In which a 13-year-old boy comes out to his best friend via text message, and adorable unconditional support ensues. Ain’t nothing wrong with being gay, my friend. (via BuzzFeed) 

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

I also love how often the word bro was used

This is the proper way to be a bro.

# how to bro 101

(Source: gaywrites, via orphanblackbadge)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: gladiolus---amicitia, via manda)